Crazy German Tractor Porn...

i can see Cherry taking the kids to school on one like that

Bungle wrote:i can see Cherry taking the kids to school on one like that

She'd have one of those little lift up boxes on the back for them to sit in. I wonder what the horn sounds like?

I want that one!!!!!!!

Cherry wrote:I want that one!!!!!!!

What would you do with it if you had one? Would you go racing chavs at MaccyDs?

speedwell68 wrote:
What would you do with it if you had one? Would you go racing chavs at MaccyDs?

That would be one of the things I would do
Just cruzin on me tractor would be fun and I would have an air compression wolf whistle fitted

The "little lift up box thing" is known as a link box.



We have 3 tractors, heres the oldest and newest.

Ooh, how sexy the little red one is.

if you paint the wheels and arches yellow it would look just like little red tractor

Bungle wrote:if you paint the wheels and arches yellow it would look just like little red tractor

We could paint the other one Blue.

Bungle wrote:if you paint the wheels and arches yellow it would look just like little red tractor

Here it is in the original Polish...

Waxer wrote:The "little lift up box thing" is known as a link box.



We have 3 tractors, heres the oldest and newest.

Nice T20. Is it petrol, TVO or Diesel???

Mrs C watches the same programs as me

Bungle wrote:Mrs C watches the same programs as me

TBH Little Red Tractor rocks. Mr Jones is a bit of twat, but other than that it's ace.

All diesel, red

What exactly is TVO?

it's sort or central heating oil

Well now I know. I wonder which is the most sexy fuel. If you are a tractor pervert. I'm sure there will be one along to tell us.

What we really need is a dirty, DIY doing man, with a beard and a rusty tractor, we wouldn't have our boxes probed as much if we had someone like that.

speedwell68 wrote:What exactly is TVO?

Tractor Vaporising Oil, a variant of kerosene. You started the engine on petrol and once it was hot the fuel was switched over and the hot spot in the inlet manifold vaporised the oil and it ran the engine. It was used in most duty free applications like agriculture and fishing. Had a boat in the '60's that ran on the stuff.

speedwell68 wrote:Well now I know. I wonder which is the most sexy fuel. If you are a tractor pervert. I'm sure there will be one along to tell us.

What we really need is a dirty, DIY doing man, with a beard and a rusty tractor, we wouldn't have our boxes probed as much if we had someone like that.

You can't beat the smell of petrol !!


I don't care about the DIY bit but the rest, hell yeah!!!!!

I want that one!!!!!!!

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